Occasionally I break from the romantic hullabaloo on here and talk about a movie or some other interesting thing I’ve seen in the real real world. Today, I’d like to take a few minutes to discuss Jupiter Ascending, the latest movie by the Wachowski siblings (they did The Matrix trilogy). This was the movie that Superman and I went to see Friday night for a friendly reboot of our relationship; a friendly reboot that proved to me that there is something there, since we found ourselves back in a romantic situation instead of the “just friends” situation we had discussed.
But more on that later… maybe.
Normally, when I decide to discuss a movie, it is because I really really enjoyed the movie. This is not entirely the case here.
Don’t get me wrong, there were definitely things to like about the movie. The costumes, for one, were absolutely fantastic!
And Channing Tatum’s character, Caine, was part wolf, so that occasional deep, feral growl he lets loose from time to time takes his sexiness to a whole new level. It even made his bad dye job tolerable…Well, almost tolerable.
But that story… Let’s just say the story line of Jupiter Ascending is a hot mess.
FYI, we’re about to get into some spoilers, so if that bothers you, just enjoy the pretty pictures above and then move on to another post.